Who is the Ethical Trillionaire ?

Who does Warren Buffett turn to when he needs an extra $5?  Where does Angelina Jolie go when she needs to lose four ounces by next Thursday?  Who taught the Queen of England how to talk back to rude Parisian taxi drivers?  Murray, Murray, and Murray.

Dr. Murray M. Trillionaire is the world’s leading expert on how to amass excessive wealth in under a year while losing weight and still having time to watch re-runs of The Brady Bunch.  Dr. Trillionaire has two doctoral degrees: one from Brigham Young University in Yiddish Country Music and a second PhD in the History of Medieval New Jersey from The University of Atlantic City.  So yes, his real name should be Dr. Dr. Murray Trillioniare.  But because his middle name is also Murray, he prefers not to refer to himself as Dr. Dr. Murray Murray Trillioniare out of fear that people will think he stutters.  Dr. Trillionaire is an Aries but sometimes “goes Taurus”.  For this reason, it has often been rumored that he is bi-astrological.  Trillionaire is opposed to death and is a strong supporter of hard candy.  He is listed in The Guiness Book of World Records for having created the longest sentence that uses Zsa Zsa Gabor as a noun, adjective, and a verb.

Trillionaire comes from a family deeply rooted in academia, intellectual thought and neuroses.  His family would spend countless hours around the dinner table debating such issues as, “How can the Bradys afford to have Alice when Carol doesn’t work and Mike is a work at home architect?”, ”Should Sam The Butcher also sell deli meats?” “Is there latent sexual tension between Gilligan, Skipper, and The Professor? And if so, would Skipper be considered a bear or a sugar daddy?”  It is this constant questioning that has helped Trillionaire to become the highly successful and neurotic man that he is today.  Wouldn’t you like to be just like him?  Buy his book now. Do blonds really have more fun or is it the neurotic hypochondriacs that live life in a constant state of euphoria?  .

Would you like to ask Murray a question?